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Double-Entendres and Innuendo

RATED R / 18! Or could be G / U, since, after all, they're out of context. Do not read any further if you still have any respect whatsoever for any of your favourite film/book/TV show, just in case it's on here. Also requires a sick sense of humour. You have been warned.

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